- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

boobs!

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

women's rights

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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