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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

sucks Syntax...

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

binladin walks into the american seals

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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