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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

BIG PENIS

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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