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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Fat? Jesse Z

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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