- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Justin beiber..

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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