Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Stephen Hawking

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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James Patrick Campbell

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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