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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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