- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

every knight i see an owl at window

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

why did the blue berry cross the road

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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