- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Knock Knock Who's there

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

A guy at a baseball game....

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

You're a frog

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Gordon Brown smiles.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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