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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

YOLO You only like Oreos

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

FUCK THE JEWS

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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