Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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