Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

thumb_up thumb_down +2

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

So a seal walks into a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A chicken walked into the bar...

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

thumb_up thumb_down +2

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops