Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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