What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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