- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

oh hey.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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