Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Sir, your wife is dead

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A pope meets another one

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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