- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

1+2 = 6

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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