What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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