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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

123 f*ck off

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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