Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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