- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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