Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Women's rights.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Where's the soap?

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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