- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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