- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

How old is your mom Dead

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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