What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What does two plus two equal? 4

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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