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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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