A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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