your so fat. your fat!

A whole 'nother.

PENIS

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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