- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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