What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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no really what are ur names?

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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Q.What do you call a friend with benefits? A. a buck fuddy.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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