- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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