- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Feminism

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

pudding

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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