What's just not right? Left

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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