Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Communism hehe xd

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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people magazine

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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