- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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