what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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