Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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