Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Leave. Now.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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A man wakes up after only one hour of sleep due to his insomnia. He starts to cry because his wife just passed away and his parents were recently killed in a car accident. The man gathers his composure, takes a shower, and drives to his minimum wage job. He was expelled from high school for an assault he didnt even commit and has no money to get an education. At work, he accidentally drops a box of valuable, fragile electronic parts and gets fired by his boss. He goes home to his dirty 1 bedroom apartment and contemplates suicide. He decides to wait as his favorite tv show is on. He turns on the tv to the news his show has been cancelled. The man, depressed, suicidal and alone, picks up his .22 and kills himself. There is no God.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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What's the new green? Green

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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