- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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