- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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