Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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A black man walks out of a police station

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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