Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

I'm rick james bitch

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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