- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Communism hehe xd

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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