How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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why did the guy die? because he got hit by a train. lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Anti Joke

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