- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

if got a joke if fogot it

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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