- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Honk if you're Amish!

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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