- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Get up Look in the mirror

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Robin get in the batmobile!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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