what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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