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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Your girlfriend.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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