- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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