What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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your no better than a cockroach

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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