Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

civil rights

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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