How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Do the roar!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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