- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference?

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Knock knock, COME IN!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

you know whats not funny white boards.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Racial equality.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

SHUT UP JP

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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