- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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