- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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