why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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