- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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