- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Leave. Now.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What's blue? The sky.

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