Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Caramel Boing.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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