- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Good job, son.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

there once was a frog with no leggs

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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