Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

woman's rights

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

no.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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