Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Whats 1+1? window!

What's 9+10 Ebola

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Anyone can post anything.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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