- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

well use a tissue!

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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