- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Beka has AIDS

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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