- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

i found waldo.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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