how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Leave. Now.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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What's blue? The sky.

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