Anti Jokes = Drained

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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