what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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