why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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