What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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A house comes around the corner.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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sucks Syntax...

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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