What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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