Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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I don't get it

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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