- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Bob Saget that is all

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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