I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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