- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why? Why not?

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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