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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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