- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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