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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

So, my friend David hasn't always been the sharpest tool in the shed. After all, he is a spoon.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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