- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

Ready for something funny? nothing

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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