what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Anti Joke

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