mikey is cute

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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Suck pussy

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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