- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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