- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

All of these jokes are about white people

How old are you? 7

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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