Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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