- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Water? I hardly know her.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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