- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Where's my baby??

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

An anti-joke

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

lets bomb africa

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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