Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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