- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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