- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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