If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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