Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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well use a tissue!

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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PENIS that is all

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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