Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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nolan is gay

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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someone called someone else a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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