- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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