Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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