- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

What's white and gluey Glue

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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