how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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no rasist joks

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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