- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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