what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Sir, your wife is dead

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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