- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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