Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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