A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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A black person dies.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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