Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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