- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

you see theres this guy.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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