- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Antijokes...

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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