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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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