- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

your life

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

why did the blue berry cross the road

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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