knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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Anti Joke

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