Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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