- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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