Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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