- Anti Joke

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.