Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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There was a young boy walking to school. and he found a red hairbrush on the ground. He then proceeded to walk to school. During lunch he examined the haircrush and it looked perfectly normal. A few days later, he decided he was bored with the hairbrush and decided to place it in a tree. A girl found the hairbrush. The end. You just wasted 30 seconds of your life. Ha.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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A seal walks into a club.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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