Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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