- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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