Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

so today i took a poop. hehe

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

The chicken crossed the road.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

alert('The Game')

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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