What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Ham sandwich

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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