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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

13 =B you just learned something

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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