How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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