- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Shltskc gw? G

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

the lemon was sweet.

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