Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Whats green? The color green.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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