- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Gay rights.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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