- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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