- Anti Joke

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.