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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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