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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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