Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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breasts

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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