whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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