What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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aodhan hearty

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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