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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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