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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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