How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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