- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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