My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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