So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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