- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Female rights.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What is green and slow Grass.

Balls

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