- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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