- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

wenis

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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