- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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