Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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These Jokes suck.

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Tunechi

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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