Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Ebola

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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all the kids had fun

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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