- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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