- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

i had sex.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Sam Hengal.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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