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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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