- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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