- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

* anti-punchline

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Gay republicans

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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