- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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