What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Hail Hitler

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Anti Joke

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