- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Black people having a Job.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What's stupid a light bulb.

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