What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Black people having a Job.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Flowers are colors Love me

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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