- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Sixty... eight

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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